The power to encounter an internal server error

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32% Levitation.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to herd cats

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power of women's rights.

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To be able to summon old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!