The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!