The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to change races.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!