The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the ability to type slower.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!