The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!