The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power drown in water

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!