The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to be powerless

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!