ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!