The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!