The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to be powerless

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!