The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Super-slowness

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!