The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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to die when you are happy

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!