The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to go on this website

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!