The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to breathe

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to control yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!