- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to divide by zero

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to Google "Google".

Acid pee

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to misspell

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

Pointless Super Powers