The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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To pee standing up.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!