Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to create powers

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!