The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to breath at will.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!