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The ability to change races.
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The power to grow fingernails.
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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.
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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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the power to shit with your mouth
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.
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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination
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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.
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the power to instantly die
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The power to eat ass.
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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"
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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.
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The power to breath at will.
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.
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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter
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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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The power to skip the Kripp.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!