The power to be powerless.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power drown in water

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to read captchas

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!