the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to waste money

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!