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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.
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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.
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A good Kisser
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The power to encounter an internal server error
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The power to achieve 98% opacity
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the ability to walk half through a brick wall
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the power to kill yourself
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The power to smell thoughts.
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The abilty to go through water.
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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.
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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.
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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual
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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.
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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to telepathically fold paper.
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the power to smell shit from miles away
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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight
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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!