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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold
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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.
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The power to make a pointless superpower.
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The power to emit contagious yawns.
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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.
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A good Kisser
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The power to encounter an internal server error
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The power to achieve 98% opacity
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the ability to walk half through a brick wall
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the power to kill yourself
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The abilty to go through water.
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The power to smell thoughts.
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.
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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.
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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!