the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to get in the van

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!