The power to kill yourself.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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32% Levitation.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!