The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to die at will.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!