shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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swear words -jesse

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!