The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

The power to kill yourself.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

32% Levitation.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to freeze ice

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to not have superpowers

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!