The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to think of food

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!