To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!