- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to kill yourself

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to create powers

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to be stupid

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to die when you change emotions

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

Pointless Super Powers