The power drown in water

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!