The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!