The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to troll.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power drown in water

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Having the power of a normal human

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!