The power to read the minds of rocks

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to fart tear gas

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to waste money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!