The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!