- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to hatch from an egg

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers