The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power of learning

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!