The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!