- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power of learning

The ability to smell colors

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Pointless Super Powers