The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!