The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to instantly die

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!