- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to levitate birds

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Pointless Super Powers