the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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to make asians smart

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!