The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to freeze ice

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to get in the van

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!