The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the ability to post here

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!