The power of making your tits smaller

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to not do it.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!