- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to turn into a pebble

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to smell farts from miles away

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

Pointless Super Powers