The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Acid tears.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The Power to Power

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!