The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!