the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to levitate birds

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!