The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to watch tv

The power to eat ass.

The power to breath at will.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to touch your toes

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

Being a freemason

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to see who is writing these powers

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!