The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to eat bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!