To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to touch your toes

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Being a freemason

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!