The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To pee standing up.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to create powers

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!