- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit bricks

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to get arrested

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to be a woman

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to fall up.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to have no powers

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Pointless Super Powers