The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to freeze ice

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!