the power to make bubles without soap

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Third armpit.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to think of food

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!