The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The ability to clean

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The ability to count to potato

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to smell poo...

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

the ability to talk to humans

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!