The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power drown in water

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!