- Pointless Super Powers

the power to fly while under water

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to see through insects.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to breath Oxygen

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not get shit dick

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to display emotions at will

the power to like charlie

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!