- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to like this power

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

Pointless Super Powers