The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!