The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!