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the power to control your own body movements
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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.
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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you
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the power to be infinitely constipated
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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.
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The power to wet yourself at will.
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having the same super powers as batman!
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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will
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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"
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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!
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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention
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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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Power to develop diseases.
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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.
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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!