- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

The power to be powerless.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to control dodos

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to have no powers

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

Pointless Super Powers