The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The Power to Power

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!