The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to die while dieing

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to change your emotions at will

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to see forever

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

the power to control your own body movements

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the power to in power your self

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!