The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The Power to Power

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!