The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to fly when you fart

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Meatvision.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!