The power to touch your toes

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The power of self mind control

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!