the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!