the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to Google "Google".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!