- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

Super-slowness

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The ability to smell colors

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

the power to itch your teeth

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power of the succulent game

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to think salmon.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Pointless Super Powers