- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to eat food.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to uncontrally boop

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to lock open doors

to die when you are happy

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Pointless Super Powers