- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to see in black and white.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

Pointless Super Powers