The power to breathe

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!