To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!