The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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make youself dumb

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!