The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!