The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!