The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!