the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!