- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power to talk to your elbow

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to divide by zero

The power to know who farted at any time.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to eat food.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Acid pee

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Pointless Super Powers