The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Stop clapping

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!