The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to create shit

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!