The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!