- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to drown on land.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

the power to talk to your elbow

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to divide by zero

The power to know who farted at any time.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to eat food.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers