Taekwondo

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!